(Source: foreverpensive)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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markruffalo:

Sporting super secret Super Hero belts. #colors #SDCC @marvel

markruffalo:

Sporting super secret Super Hero belts. #colors #SDCC @marvel

fuckyeahtattoos:

done by Carrie Olsen at 920 Tattoo Co. in Oshkosh, Wi.

fuckyeahtattoos:

done by Carrie Olsen at 920 Tattoo Co. in Oshkosh, Wi.

(Source: vanished)

(669) 221-6251

feminist-phone-intervention:

next time someone demands your digits and you want to get out of the situation, you can give them this number: (669) 221-6251.

when the person calls or texts, an automatically-generated quotation from feminist writer bell hooks will respond for you.

(Source: iwishihadafather)